What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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