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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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