Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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