A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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