What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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