Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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