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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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