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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Hey Shea

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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