- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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