what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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whats 2+2? 4

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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