- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

CFL

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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