Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What page are you on The gay page.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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