- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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