Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Anti Jokes = Drained

penis. nuff said.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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