Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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