Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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