- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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