why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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