- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??