- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Women.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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