- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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