What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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