What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A lot eh?

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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