- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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