- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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