a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Women.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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