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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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