- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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