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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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