- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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