Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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guess what what ...

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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