- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

I had a submarine.... once

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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