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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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