Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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