- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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