- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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