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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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