- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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