- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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