- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

this website is a bad joke

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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