On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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