What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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