- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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