Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Maths.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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