- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

AIDS

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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