- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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