What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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