- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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