Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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