When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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