- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Chuck Norris.

1+2 = 6

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny