Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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