Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Your so gay, that you like men!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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