- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

The Princess is in another castle

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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