- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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