What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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