In soviet Russia...things are different

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

outside your comfort zone

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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