How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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I'm Polish.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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