- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

I'm Polish.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

David Cameron

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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