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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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