- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

I'm so punny.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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