Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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