what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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