What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Black people stink of shite!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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