A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

guess what>? your mum lol

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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