Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Tony Romo

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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