Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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