Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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