- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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