To mama so old, she might die soon.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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