Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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