Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Japan

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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