- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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