- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

^ That's not even funny ^

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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