every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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