two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Yes

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

The cream, it is coming

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

poo

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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