- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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