What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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