What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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