- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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