- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why is this joke funny It isn't

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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