- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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