Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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guess what what ...

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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