- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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