A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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