Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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My jeans

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why? Because.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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I asked her where you were.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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