- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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