- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Want to hear a joke? No.

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