- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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