What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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