- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Women's rights

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Urban ghettos

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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