how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Actually it was me Josh brown

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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