josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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