why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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