Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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