- Anti Joke

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!