Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Black people having a Job.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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