- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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