- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Hats better than a stick? A stone