Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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