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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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