A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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