- Anti Joke

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.