Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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