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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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