- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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