- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Cripples are lame.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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