Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

antonis sister is mighty fine

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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