Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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