Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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