- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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