What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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