What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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