Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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