There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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