- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

You know what's cool? Yep.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Wait! hundred billions!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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