But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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i like turtles

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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