whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

kennah campion when she talks

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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