- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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