- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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