- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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