KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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