- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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