how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

swag

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

One, two, three, four and five

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

there once was a frog with no leggs

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

this website is a bad joke

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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