What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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