- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Your Mom The End.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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