- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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