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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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