Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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