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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Canadians

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Phew... it's gone.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Canadians

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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