Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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