- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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