- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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