Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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