- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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