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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

TRICERATOPS!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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