- Anti Joke

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.