- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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A bar walks into a man

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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