Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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