Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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