- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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