What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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