Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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