- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A seal walks into a club.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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