- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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