- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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