- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How old are you? 7

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

hers a joke... japanese people

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I like that, but why am I happy?

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