- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

How do you make a little girl cry?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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