- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Knock knock, COME IN!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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