- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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