Cripples are lame.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

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