- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??