- Anti Joke

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Tony Romo

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby