- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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