- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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