- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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