There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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