- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A miserable man committed suicide.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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