Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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