- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Once upon a time a was born

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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