What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

homosexual rights to marriage

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A gay man watches football.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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