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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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