- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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