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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's white and gluey Glue

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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