A sober Irish individual.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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How you know when dislextic

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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