- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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